supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

abeautyinyourresistance:

All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.

realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

realistically-unrealistic:

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

halloween-game-strong:

The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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