i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
All I want is an apartment in a city, a decent job, a pet, WiFi, TV and someone to have sex with.
The start of my long battle with Internet addiction
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings
The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend
when ur parents go out food shopping